Stupendous Man

Finally someone has tagged me. I love doing such inane tags. In the first of the series, I am responding to Nirwa’s 3 things tag. Following this, I will also write on a topic close to my heart - wierd dreams, thanks to Shruthi who’s asked me to do that one. Without much ado, here goes:

Three things that scare me :

1. Ethiopian Cuisine. I puked the first time I had it - I am not trying it again.

2. Vietnamese Soups. Seriously, someone needs to tell them that food is not 90% salted water!

3. Grasshoppers. Ugly, green, and too big for their own size. I am boo-ed quite easily with these nasty insects.

Three people who make me laugh :

1. Mithunda and Alok Nath

2. Lata Mangeshkar. This 90 year old granny sounds like a guy reaching premature puberty these days.

3. George Bush. Who else?

Three things I love :

1. You really want to know?

2. Swimming.

3. Spending time with friends.

Three things I hate :

1. Loneliness.

2. Hypocrites.

3. Octopus in Chinese restaurants. Who eats these freaks?!

Three things I don’t understand :

1. Why I am single yet, exactly?

2. Why haven’t I won a 100$ million lottery yet?

3. Why didnt the chicken tell us why it was crossing the road before it did, saving us the trouble of answering that question?

Three things on my desk :

1. A company mug, empty.

2. A writing pad with lots of logos and designs, all done by me.

3. A bug list which I am supposed to solve; its been lying around since last 3 months, the edges eaten up by bugs probably. I am not even sure if those bugs have evolved into something more sinister or have just died a natural death. Its a darwin world, software! Survival of the fittest (code)!

Three things I am doing right now :

1. Writing this crap.

2. Clearing my nose.

3. Thinking why am I writing this crap when I should be clearing my nose.

Three things I want to do before I die :

1. Travel to Antartica. Meet some penguins. And ask them to get a life! What the hell do they do in such weather?!

2. Look back @ Life and say - ” I’ve lived “.

3. Travel to Mars. Meet Mr. Radel.

Three things I can do :

1. Be very loyal to people I know / love.

2. Sleep

3. Day dream.

Three things you should listen to :

1. Nirwa’s dog-bark :D. No I am serious!

2. Ocean Waves.

3. Himesh Reshammiya singing - “Aaaaahista…Aaaaahista!”

Three things you should never listen to :

1. Lata Mangeshkar. Somebody strangle her voice chords please!

2. Jagjit Singh. Can he patent his voice as a sleep-aid medicine?

3. Nirwa singing. Legends have it that every time she’s sung, the windows of cars have simply shattered.

Three things I would like to learn :

1. Re-learn Guitar.

2. To be organized. I am hopeless disorganized.

3. Surfing! Ye ye!

Three favorite foods :

1. Pav Bhaaji

2. Indian-Chinese

3. Tiramisu. Oh, is there anything better than this sweet in this world?

Three beverages I drink regularly :

1. Water

2. Chai with adrak and masala. Awesome!

3. Duddhu.

Three TV shows/Books I watched/read as a kid :

1. Mowgli

2. Tom and Jerry

3. Tintin / Tinkle / Champak / Gokul etc etc.

Three people I tag :

1. Shruthi. Ek haath tag de, ek haath le hehehehe

2. Sudipta. And why not?

3. SEV. Because he’s bored these days.